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華諍回到家時(shí)，家人都睡了。第二天起得晚，下樓吃早餐時(shí)，父母親和姑姑都出去買東西了，只見表姐Cindy穿著牛仔褲和T-shirt,光著腳丫子，一只腿踩縮在椅子上，正對(duì)著餐桌坐著吃東西呢。

“Hey, Matty, finally get up，Ah?”

比華諍大一歲的表姐Cindy岳思思是ABC，也就是傳說(shuō)中的“香蕉人”。她短發(fā)燙得卷卷地貼著頭皮，瘦瘦的，皮膚故意曬得比較黑，眼睛很大。這種外貌在美國(guó)可是很吃得開的——美國(guó)人以為，東方女孩就應(yīng)該長(zhǎng)得又黑又立體才叫有神韻。

她打的招呼讓華諍不好意思地抓抓頭發(fā)。宋云貞正從院里進(jìn)來(lái)，關(guān)上門，回身對(duì)華諍道：

“喲，大寶貝兒，起了？”

站在華母旁的菲傭，用生硬的中文道：

“少爺吃什么早餐？”

“隨便”

華母道：

“那和姐姐一樣吃牛奶面包？”

“好，謝謝奶奶”

華母接過(guò)菲傭手里的餐盤，邊把早餐放在餐桌上邊道：

“昨天怎么這么晚才回來(lái)？”

“Granny, He definitely had some last night.”

Cindy的臉對(duì)著外祖母解釋，眼睛卻是看著華諍擠眉弄眼。華諍有點(diǎn)懷疑自己的英文水平：

“I didn’t have anything last night. I came back and I went straight to sleep.”

Cindy十指張開，雙掌在耳朵兩邊朝外舉：

“ Eww~Liar! Whatever you say . Hey, Whatever you say!”

華諍覺得自己肯定跟表姐有什么誤會(huì)，拉開椅子坐在她對(duì)面：

“I’m not lying. I don’t have to.OK?FYI, what do you mean when you said I had some? Had some what?”

“SEX! Of course!”

華諍一口牛奶噴在餐桌上。

Cindy笑著接道：

“What do you think I mean?”

華母忙過(guò)來(lái)給他拍著背：

“怎么了？寶貝，慢點(diǎn)喝！吃飯不要說(shuō)話嘛。”

華諍邊抽張紙捂嘴咳嗽，邊朝祖母擺擺手、示意她不用幫忙。華母便拿了抹布來(lái)擦桌子：

“你們姐弟倆說(shuō)什么呢？”

華諍忙道：

“沒什么，沒什么。”

“It’s OK to have sex,Matty, you don’t have to lie. I get it——You are a grown-up, you are in a relationship,you have sex.That’s what people do. Hey, I bet your girlfriend must be really awesome to keep you that long. ”

華諍連連朝表姐搖手：

“We didn’t have sex. We’ve never had sex.”

“Whaaaat?!”

Cindy看華諍的眼神，讓華諍覺得自己就像來(lái)自侏羅紀(jì)世界的恐龍。

“You serious? ”

“Yeah. Why would I lie something about that?”

華諍頓了頓，既然表姐這么光明磊落，他也不想做個(gè)萎縮怕事的人，便露出一個(gè)無(wú)奈的苦笑，坦白道：

“Although I really want to. To be honest , It’s killing me! You know ,the whole NO SEX thing.”

“So you are hot?”

“What do you expect? I’ve never had sex in my entire life. Look at me, Sis.! I’m always hot! OK? However, my girlfriend, she’s too shy. I don’t want to scare her off.”

Cindy深感自己和這個(gè)表弟在文化上的差異鴻溝深深,兩人根本雞同鴨講：

“Hey ,Matty, Sweety, look, you gotta have sex with your girlfriend, you gotta have WILD sex with your girlfriend——that’s what boyfriends do.That’s what would keep your girlfriend closer. I can ensure you that you are not the only one who’s hot. Women have needs.”