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“Really?”
Cindy翻了一個“那還用說”的白眼,把腳放下來,正襟危坐,好像要準備談什么事關國計民生的國家大事:
“I’m a girl,right? I’ve had boyfriends. I got a say in this staff. You gotta believe me,Matty, mark my words——Women have needs. Just go and meet the needs. Make your woman happy.”
華諍覺得表姐背后放著萬道金光——簡直就是上天派來拯救他的天使!
“But I don’t know how to bring it up. I love my girlfriend too much. I don’t want...”
“Wow Wow”
Cindy 雙掌向外,像在推著什么東西:
“Wait a minute, Matty, Mathew, Matt Wa. Wait a minute! You saidaaa you LOVE her? Are you sure? Love is a big word. We don’t use it unless we really feel it.”
“Yeah. I can’t be more sure. I love her. Ever since the first time I saw her, I’ve been falling love with her. Actually, as days go by, I love her even more. Look, She is the sweetest girl I’ve ever seen. If anything, I’m hopelessly and desperately in love with her.”
Cindy臉繃緊了,眼珠子在瞪大的眼眶中轉了轉:
“Wow, OK. Loud and clear. Great. Good for you, Matty! Good for you. So you are in love. Does she love you back?”
提這一茬,華諍有點黯然神傷,聳聳肩:
“Well, I guess not. I don’t think so.”
伸長手臂拍著表弟的肩膀,Cindy慢慢道:
“Hey, have you ever heard the poem?”
“What poem?”
“’To be with a woman who doesn’t love you back, is more lonely than to be alone’”
為這句話,姐弟倆默哀了幾秒鐘。華諍想起什么,拍拍桌子道:
“Focus! Sis. Focus! Anyway, I don’t want to make things weird between me and my girlfriend. Are there any tips? Anything would lead us to``` you know?”
“OK”
Cindy攤攤手,笑道:
“You are family. Technically, you are my little brother. I’m your big sister. And I love you. I do. Hence, I would help you out whenever you need me. First of all”
Cindy 右手從左手心里扳出一個手指頭:
“You gotta get a room for you two. Be alone, for God sake! ”
不過,鑒于中美意識上的差異,Cindy還是不放心地補充問了一句:
“Is your girlfriend OK with that?”
華諍點點頭:
“Yeah. I can make that happen.”
“OK. Secondly, there is a story which would make your girlfriend want to have sex with you voluntarily. However, You gotta state it right.”
有這么神奇的事?
“What story?”
華諍正以空前絕后高漲熱忱的態度在學習,大人們就回來了。華珮進門時,遠遠聽到他們兩姐弟的話,便喝道:
“思思,你忘記我們之間承諾了?在家不準說中文!”
岑蘭笑道:
“是不許說英文吧?”
華珮笑道:
“唉,都被她氣糊涂了。是,不準說英文!在家不準說英文!”
岳思思站起來,華諍抓住她的短袖阻止她離開:
“什么故事?”
岳思思為難道:
“對不起,你姑姑不準我說英文。我不知道用中文怎么說,我中文不好,我不會翻譯。”